ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.
OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
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“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
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